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UNLOVABLE VOLUME ONE
416 PAGES
including 100's of pages of new material.
two color inside.
HARDCOVER with glitter.
Available Now!

UNLOVABLE has been picked up by Urban Outfitters and is being tested in ten stores nationally.
If you haven't seen Unlovable yet and live near one of these locations,
well, go buy it already and help Esther conquer the world!



628 Broadway, New York, NY
3111 M St., N.W., Washington, DC
374 Ave. of Americas, New York, NY
1507 5th Avenue Seattle, WA
5331 East Mockingbird Lane, S.190 Dallas, TX
7861 Tysons Corner Center, N-15-U McLean, VA
2590 Bancroft Way, Berkeley, CA
624 State St. Santa Barbara, CA
7135 E. Camelback Rd., #150 Scottsdale, AZ
3000 184 St. S.W., Alderwood Mall #810 Lynnwood, WA

 

read about the unlovable release here.
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order here.
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FANTAGRAPHICS

PSSSSSTT!!!
secret code.
wanna know what all those mushrooms, swirls and sad faces in the book mean?
Tammy doesn't want you to know but it looks like her brother Willis has already figured it out.

 

KICK YOUR BUNS.
Mom says that if I exercise then people will notice me. NO DUH MOM! If I exercise
than obviously they would watch me thrusting and pulling. What's next? Nude shows?

FORGET BOYS.
Take that! BURN.

GUY RATER.
How do you rank?

PIZZA TRAILS.
They got the best pizza on the planet. And some hot babes too.

DETENTION SUCKS BIGTIME.
I asked Tim Starry if he bought a new vest. No answer.

 

 

MY MOM IS EMBARASSING.
She needs to just get her own life and stop trying to pick up my hot guy friends.

 

READ
If you read a lot then your brain will grow real big and people will think you know stuff.

 

TAMMY'S TOP 10.
The super top mix of all time. Read em' and weep.

 

 

SOME GUY.
Guys are annoying.

 

 

 

 

LOG OF FARTS.
Cute. Don't know about you but that's what I call it.


YUM AND GO.
Kim and I waited her for like 3 hours to see if anyone would buy us wine coolers and Pixie Sticks.

 

IT'S NOT EASY.
Not funny. Someone put this in the yearbook. Kim says it's about me. I don't think so.

 

THANKSGIVING BREAK.
How do you doo?

 

OOOH-WEEEE!
Guys probably think about me in the shower or the tub or whatever and get all sweaty.

 

 

 

 

 

UNLOVABLE VOLUME TWO
416 PAGES
two color inside.
HARDCOVER with glitter.
AVAILABLE IN 2010!